Fruit Cocktale

“Ring! Ring!”
Kiwi: Hellooo?
Banana: Hey girl, how you doin Ki?
Kiwi: Hey B, whatchu up to?
Banana: Nothin much, just thinkin maybe you wanna hook up later?
Kiwi: Nuh uh! I heard u told Cherry I was a tart!
Banana: What r u sayin? Nah gurl, I called u tangy. Besides my sweet and your tart would make a great mix gurl.
Kiwi: Mmmm i dunnooo…. maybe… alright i guess-
“beep”
Kiwi: Oh wait somebody’s on my other line
…two minutes pass while Banana waits for his answer.
Kiwi: Hello, B? That was Grape.
Banana: Tsss, what’d HE want?
Kiwi: He was askin if I wanted to hook up later, talkin bout he was all juicy for me and—
Banana: What’d you TELL him?
Kiwi: (smiling coyly) I told him I was mixin it up with you later and he got all defensive sayin he was just kiddin and that he had too much to do later anyways…… I can’t stand sour grapes.
Banana: Yeah, Haters!

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