Despite my better judgement I went shopping in the mall today(I’m an avid online shopper). Walked into one of the more prominent “fat girl” shops. I was simply in search of a full-length slip but couldn’t resist noticing the latest fat girl trends on display . Now Ladies, if you are of the more fatter … Continue reading PHAT Gyrls, can i get a wit-ness!?
“Ring! Ring!” Kiwi: Hellooo? Banana: Hey girl, how you doin Ki? Kiwi: Hey B, whatchu up to? Banana: Nothin much, just thinkin maybe you wanna hook up later? Kiwi: Nuh uh! I heard u told Cherry I was a tart! Banana: What r u sayin? Nah gurl, I called u tangy. Besides my sweet and … Continue reading Fruit Cocktale
t’s 9 am and we, my 3 girls and I are walking in the crisp morning air to Azaadville’s free clinic. My 5 yr old (the hypochondriac) says it hurts when she pees so I’m guessing a UTI (urinary tract infection). When she told me this, I immediately began to recount how much (or how … Continue reading A Visit to The Clinic: Prelude to Bed Buggers
I’d just finished cleaning up from dinnertime activities. This consisted of two spilled cups of milk, a trail of noodles from the kitchen to the bathroom (potty emergency during dinner), and spaghetti sauce hand prints on the light fixture from my 8yr old son scaring his little sisters in the dark while I was tending … Continue reading Bed Buggers…A Tale of My Descent into Insanity